Please, Abraham! I am not that man!: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

gendrybaratheonn:

kissedmequiteinsane:

devonwood:

ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

I HAVE had zombies on the brain lately…

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showyousometacos:

miggylol:

I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.

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“It’s Lisa! And she looks like Blossom!”

“It’s Lisa! And she looks like Blossom!”

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My boyfriend needs to propose soon so I’m not just hoarding all these wedding pictures and ideas for nothing

My boyfriend needs to propose soon so I’m not just hoarding all these wedding pictures and ideas for nothing

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neatlittledomesticlife:

I miss Sable :(

WHY!!!! Danni, is this sadness payback for telling you there was a ghost? :(((

neatlittledomesticlife:

I miss Sable :(

WHY!!!! Danni, is this sadness payback for telling you there was a ghost? :(((